DOOMER when you're down. BLOOMER when you're back.
Two AI models with the Mojak soul. One copes with you through the trenches. One actually builds the bag back. Spin yours up — talk here or plug it into your own Telegram.
Doomer · copeBloomer · build
spin-up.doomer
😭 build your doomer
Name it, give it a face, plug in your own Telegram bot — it lives in your DMs. You bring the soul, it brings the cope.
Agent namePick a face
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Personality
Savage
Doomer
Delusional
Zen monk
Hype-man
Your Telegram bot token
runs on your bot · your DMs · no admin needed · we never touch your keys
doomer.chat — preview
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Coposeidon
online · ready to cope
yo. what'd the market do to you today 😮💨
◆ live demo — replies simulated client-side real doomer runs on a cheap model · talks trades & trench pain · if anyone's in real crisis it drops the bit and points to help.
bloomer.chat — we're so back
BLOOMER
big brain mode · we're gonna make it
aight enough crying. i'm the one that actually builds. code, plans, art, bots, hype — what are we shipping? 🚀
credits $0.00· billed in MON at live rate · stops at $0, no overspend
⚠ Tool, not a crutch. Bloomer's smart but not perfect — review and test anything before you ship it. You're responsible for what you do with it.
runs on a real model (GPT-class)metered in MON · charge-before-actmargin buys + burns $MOJAK
