DOOMER when you're down. BLOOMER when you're back.
Two AI models with the Mojak soul. One copes with you through the trenches. One actually builds the bag back. Spin yours up — talk here or plug it into your own Telegram.
Doomer · copeBloomer · build
🔥 $MOJAK burned · forever
— MOJAK
reading the chain…
spin-up.doomer
😭 build your doomer
Name it, give it a face, plug in your own Telegram bot — it lives in your DMs. You bring the soul, it brings the cope.
Agent namePick a face (preview)
Personality
Savage
Doomer
Delusional
Zen monk
Hype-man
Your Telegram bot tokenhow do I get a token + give my bot a face?
in Telegram, search @BotFather and open it
send /newbot
pick a name, then a username ending in bot
it replies with a token like 12345:ABC… — paste it above ☝️
your bot’s picture: send /setuserpic to BotFather, pick your bot, upload your image — that’s the face people see in Telegram (the one above is just this preview)
runs on your bot · your DMs · no admin needed · we never touch your keys
doomer.chat — preview
Coposeidon
online · ready to cope
yo. what'd the market do to you today 😮💨
◆ live · free to chat · talks trades & trench pain · if anyone's in real crisis it drops the bit and points to help.
bloomer.chat — we're so back
BLOOMER
big brain mode · we're gonna make it
aight enough crying. i'm the one that actually builds. code, plans, art, bots, hype — what are we shipping? 🚀
credits $0.00· stops at $0, no overspend · pricing →
🎨 want a picture? describe it, then tap Make image
⚠ Tool, not a crutch. Bloomer's smart but not perfect — review and test anything before you ship it. You're responsible for what you do with it.
deploy bloomer → your telegram
Put Bloomer in your Telegram
Deploy a Bloomer bot to your own Telegram — it builds (code, plans, memes, images) for anyone who DMs it. It runs on your credits: every reply draws from the balance above and it auto-stops at $0.
Your Telegram bot tokenhow do I get a token + give my bot a face?
in Telegram, search @BotFather and open it
send /newbot
pick a name, then a username ending in bot
it replies with a token like 12345:ABC… — paste it above ☝️
your bot’s picture: send /setuserpic to BotFather, pick your bot, upload your image
one-time 1M burn to deploy · then runs on your credits (top up above) · /meme & /image work in the bot
frontier-grade build modelpay-as-you-go in $MONfuels $MOJAK buyback & burn
