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Pricing & how it works. Two models, two ways to pay.

DOOMER · cope

The cope buddy. Free to chat on the web. Want your own — living in your Telegram DMs, your name, your face? Burn 1,000,000 $MOJAK once to deploy it.

web chat: free your own TG bot: burn 1,000,000 $MOJAK

BLOOMER · build

The builder. Pay-as-you-go from a credit balance you load with $MON. You're only charged when it actually does something.

What it does
Hype me up$0.05
Chat / freeform$0.05
Make a plan$0.10
Meme image$0.10
Write code$0.20
Build a bot$0.25

Prices are in USD and charged in $MON at the live rate at request time. You're charged before each action runs, and capped — when your balance hits $0, Bloomer pauses until you top up. No surprise bills, no overspend.

Your own Doomer in Telegram

Burn 1,000,000 $MOJAK to deploy a Doomer that lives in your own Telegram bot — your name, your DMs, no admin needed. You’ll grab a free bot token from Telegram first (about a minute):

1

In Telegram, search @BotFather and open the chat.

2

Send /newbot. Pick a display name, then a username that ends in bot.

3

BotFather replies with a token like 12345:ABC-DEF…. Copy it.

4

Paste it into the Doomer spin-up, connect your wallet, hit deploy. We burn the MOJAK, wire your bot, and you DM it.

5

Give your bot a face: send /setuserpic to @BotFather, choose your bot, and upload your image. That profile picture is what people see in Telegram — it’s set on your bot, not here.

Your token is encrypted at rest and never shared — we never get admin on your bot.

How credits work

1

Connect your wallet and send $MON to the Mojak AI treasury.

2

Your deposit is verified on-chain and loaded as USD-pegged credits — so a $MON pump or dump never changes what an action costs.

3

Use Bloomer. Each action draws down your balance. It stops automatically at $0.

A slice of every action funds the $MOJAK buyback & burn.

DOOMER & BLOOMER · MOJAK AI
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